Which Asian is Willy Santos, professional skateboarder?
Incorrect! That's me. Don't feel too bad though. We're at least the same nationality, so that's okay, right? Right! You chose Willy Santos. Congrats on what might've been the hardest question on this quiz.

"Hey Willaaaayy!"

-- Group of skater kids every time they saw me
Which one of these is Hideo Kojima, the man behind the Metal Gear series and the Zone of the Enders series?
Incorrect! You chose me, the man behind this quiz that you are taking. Bingo! You chose Hideo Kojima, game dev auteur.

"Hey, [those promo videos that Gamestop shows all the time] had someone who looked just like you."

"Huh, really?"

"Yup. Dude who did Metal Gear Solid. Looked exactly like you."

"..."

-- A friendly GameStop employee
Let's change this up a bit. One of these pictures is me in a hat. The other is a friend. She's stolen that hat. Which one is me, and not a thief?
Yes! That's me! Aren't I handsome? No. That is my friend, who happens to be half-white and also a girl. Do you think I'm pretty? <3

Mutual Friend: Ah ha!

Mutual Friend: Is she wearing your glasses [in that picture]?

Me: No. ._.;

Me: Those are thinner frames, and silver-y

Mutual Friend: :o yeah

Mutual Friend: totally thought it was you

-- Except from Facebook Chat logs

Ah! The terrible twosome!

-- Friend's boss, seeing me and one of her coworkers from behind.
Which one of these is Hiro Nakamura, from the show Heroes?
Correct! You chose the character played by Masi Oka, a Japanese-American actor! Wrong! You chose me, an unassuming blend of Filipino and Chinese bred, born and raised in the United States of America.

"Oh my god! You look just like Hiro!"

"What, like, from Heroes?"

"Yeah! I'm calling you Hiro from now on!"

"I don't see it..."

"He totally does! Say 'Yatta!'"

"... Why?"

"It's a thing he says."

"Uh, okay... Yatta!"

"You're the best!"

-- An encounter with a well-meaning transfer-student during Highschool.